"Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends." - Tom Waits

I had the priviledge of tasting some Champagne André Jacquart Brut Experience Le Mesnil Premier Cru this week and I am in deep trouble. My wallet will be emptied as I take in a six-pack to my cellar, and I will giggle like an insane madman as I fondle each bottle while they find a home in the crowded Eurocave. This is the kind of stuff that real dreams are made of: a Champagne of excellent quality, hand crafted by a small-lot family producer that uses only their estate Chardonnay grapes from the esteemed Le Mesnil vineyards. For under $70??!! This one pushes most of the big, expensive and ubiquitous Champagnes on the market down several notches and behind a structural column into the "obstructed view" seats.

The Wine Spectator said:

92 Points - “Refined, with floral, spice and a touch of coconut highlighting citrus and vanilla flavors. The supple texture is backed by vibrant acidity as this cruises to a long finish. On the dry side and vinous. Drink now through 2012. 500 cases made.” –BS

I disagree. I say:

97 Points - Ultra-refined with crisp, elegant rose petal and hibiscus, toasted coriander and nutella on brioche toast. Cake batter, vanilla and lemon/citrus dominate the palate seemingly forever. Bone dry and focused fruit complexities. Drink now - 2018. 100 cases imported.

Okay, okay. I do agree, a bit . . . but perhaps with the added enthusiasm of a higher score and more gobbledy-gook. I really enjoyed writing the word "gobbledy-gook". Thanks for the opportunity!

Here's the basic schpeal:

Andre Jacquart is what we call a "grower" with a small champagne house situated in the Grand Cru village of Mesnil: the prime spot for the most sought after Chardonnay grapes within the venerable Champagne region. The wine is estate grown and bottled in miniscule production numbers by the grower/winemaker with 100% Chardonnay from their Premier Cru Rated Vineyard. 36 month cellar aging Barrel Fermented and Barrel Aged for 8 months which contributes depth and elegance.

Wants some? Well . . . you know what to do! Let me know!!!